A man is walking down the street. Approaching him is what appears to be a pirate. Three day old beard, parrot on his shoulder, eye patch, full pirate garb. The only thing unusual about him is a tiny little ships steering wheel on the front of his trousers.
The man looks at the pirate and says "I can see that you're a pirate by your outfit, but the only thing I don't understand is the tiny little steering wheel on the front of your trousers. What's that for?"
The pirate replies "AAaaaaarrrrggghhh....it drives me nuts!"
We have no choice but to employ the world's funniest joke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IysnS5wO60g
They ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong, and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know some of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it:
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dic-", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't pee out of it," he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!