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To: blue-duncan; Corin Stormhands; P-Marlowe; Buggman

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says: "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.


27 posted on 02/23/2007 9:05:26 AM PST by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Those who support the troops will pray for them to WIN!)
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To: xzins; P-Marlowe; Corin Stormhands; scripter; Revelation 911; Buggman

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


28 posted on 02/23/2007 9:09:27 AM PST by blue-duncan
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