Damn those Israelites and their Chocolate Pudding Vats of Death! ;)
Many Hindus believe Enoch and Elijah were simply earlier incarnations of John the Baptist and Jesus.
I was trying to drown in chocolate pudding just last week...then I discovered it was a sorry, Egyptian islamofascist plot!
I put the remaining pudding in the fridge in one of those saran tupperware thingies....which, like tupperware, is never co-located with its lid.
On inspection after day before yesterday it had shriveled, dried, and appeared to be someplace between a gooey brownie and a baby diaper.
Islamofascist chemical attack!