[Dr. Eckleburg]

"Proper Presbyterians use our Kilts"

NEVER MIND! Oh never mind, please, please, never mind!

Covetous of the kilt? Duncan has a lovely tartan.

Or perhaps you prefer the ancient Duncan tartan...

[AlbionGirl]

Very good, Dr. E.

Duncan looks so very fine.

It was much better when the term for finding someone attractive was fine. "She's so fine, he's so fine." So much classier than hot, which conveys none of the refinement that goes into to thinking of someone as fine.

[blue-duncan]

My clan with the hunting tartan

Formal Tartan

I learned never to sit on cold metal folding chairs in the winter in kilts.