--"Proper Presbyterians use our Kilts"
-NEVER MIND! Oh never mind, please, please, never mind!
Going where no man SHOULD have gone before: PROPERLY WORN you better do it in private....
Deut. 22:5, "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."
That goes for short skirts. That must be why God created cold metal folding chairs to warn us that man must live by pants alone.