[Alex Murphy]

Is there a currently living Pope? If so, what is his name, and where does he live?

Yes. Pope Michael I, formerly David Allen Bawden. Belvue, Kansas.

[marshmallow]

........and he's captured at his weekly General Audience on his front porch. The subject of this weeks discourse was "The Price of Corn Futures".

The man with the bald head in the kneeling posture is the Prefect for the Congregation of the Doctrine of the Faith. He's just been made a cardinal and is awaiting the arrival of red robes.

The official press corps of the Vatican West is recording the event for posterity.