Well, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Of course, this IS the Religion Forum, so we should get back to religious topics.
Therefore...
"A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, verses 16 through 20:
'Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it Thou mayst blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ...'"
Skip a bit, brother...
"...Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the number of the counting, shall be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
Amen.