I have been assured by other Freepers, that you were not trying to insult my sister, I am sorry if I took it wrong.
I really do not like to get into theological discussions with anyone, and especially here on Free Republic. AS I said, I am a Methodist, and raised a Southern Baptist.
I know what is going on within your Church is much more personal to you, than to me. With that said. Maybe I could make a joke about Southern Baptist, which I do know a lot about.
The Joke:
It seems that a Southern Baptist was stranded on an island out in the South Pacific by himself, for years before anyone found him. When they found him, they noticed he had built three huts. The Rescures asked the Stranded Southern Baptist what the three huts were for.
The Stranded Baptist, pointed to the first hut and said that is my Home, and then he pointed to the Second hut and said that is my Church.
The Rescurer said, well what is that third hut for? The Southern Baptist said that is my Old Church.
AM1776, apology is accepted and issue is buried. My error (as I have been advised "backchannel", i.e. by my my wife and others) was in making a grammatical jest -- engineers and grammar can be dangerous combination. I am sorry.
Your post was funny -- I've heard an Anglican variation of it, though I don't recall the particulars. Maybe someone can post it here... (and ping me, please?).
If your sister has any questions about matters Episcopalian/Anglican, do aim her in my direction and I'll do what I can! I am no expert, but I learned quite a bit from my ping list predecessor Arlin Adams, RIP, and have many references.