You never really answered my "wheel of fortune" question above. Would you like to buy a vowel? The Hillary answer was funny, but try fitting an "O" in there somewhere.
Being you're a Chaplain and all, have you ever wondered what the conversation between Elijah and the Israelites must have gone like when old Elijah told them to pick between God and Baal? I have. I wonder if one or two of them said, "Awww, Eli, you got it all wrong, bro. Those aren't Ashera or Baal poles man, those are Jehova poles"?
You'll need to give me more letters than that.
I can fit Hillbilly in it, but alas, there is no "o" in Hillbilly.
I would never be a wheel of fortune contestant, would I?