[PetroniusMaximus]

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Grand Theft Gospel

Grand Theft Gospel places you in the role of a common preacher thug whose job it is to carry out the will of God. Borrowing cars and stopping drug deals are just some of your holy tasks as you run, pray, borrow, and drive through three different crime-infested cities. Fail and you get blessed out by your Head Pastor. Succeed and you rise through the ranks of the church, get more respect, and tackle tougher missions.

This is definitely not a game for kids or the easily insulted, Calvinists, Episcopalians, etc.

But if you enjoy random acts of virtual mayhem - for a good cause, this game may be for you. Just keep thinking, "You've Still Got Time to Turn!"

[Alex Murphy]

Grand Theft Gospel places you in the role of a common preacher thug whose job it is to carry out the will of God.

One PUNK

Under GOD

[miliantnutcase]

LMFAO!!!!
I wonder what these guys would think of the WW2 RTS game "Company of Heros". Lots of blood, your troops swear and say realistic lines during battle. "Tuck your dick between your legs and run soldier!"