See, I told you we weren't nice people...especially the women!
"She is really a practicing Orthodox. She was dabbling in neo-paganism last time I talked to her."
Well, Mother always said scratch a Greek and you'll find a little pagan inside yelling "Let me out! Let me out!" Like I said, God gave us The Church because we really, really need it!
There are ways, grasshopper, to train these mountain witches, even the ones about whom we say "Σταζει μυτη της φαρμακι!" Poison drips from her nose! Stick with me, kid and I might be able to teach you, though it is hard for white guys to accomplish this task! :)
I think you know I meant "She is not really..." ;-) Otherwise, that was a pretty funny commentary. :)