[Mad Dawg]

ready-mix concentrate

Just add, uh, water?

Steve Wright already made that joke.

[D-fendr]

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

[Alex Murphy]

Just add, uh, water?

I figure the bottle is sold with an undiluted "one liter" of blessing already in it :D