Perhaps in some Michaelangelo play or movie . . .
Otherwise, I'd keep wanting to give it away for someone to sell for a better coat or tuition or books or some such.
I parade around enough in my teaching.
I think I'd be super silly in pontifical robes, hat and rings. I think people would laugh as though I were the emporer with no clothes . . .
lol, Malvoleo, with his yellow tights
You sound better suited for the Franciscans.