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To: D-fendr
When I first moved to this city a certain church was recommended to me because of the fine exercise facilities.

Is that what they mean when they talk about "work-outs righteousness"?

OMG! That is just PRICELESS. I want the advertizing contract!

Feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders? Join St. Christopher's! We'll give you the strength to carry ANYONE across ANY river, yes ... even (dramatic pause -- organ arpeggio dissolving into harp arpeggio) HIM!
Let's throw it in the stove and see if we get any white smoke, whaddya say? I think I can get what's his name, you know, the kid from Titanic to play the role of Jesus! And that babe, yeah, you know, the one with the ....., yeah! I think she'd be great as Mary Magdelene. I see whole ad series here. "Rotator cuff injury from all those stonings? At St. Christophers we can make you so strong you'll ALWAYS cast the first stone!"

Wow, I think I've got a new career here.! And it will only cost me my soul! Is that a deal or WHAT?

8,484 posted on 02/01/2007 1:36:16 PM PST by Mad Dawg ("It's our humility which makes us great." -- Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers)
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To: Mad Dawg

You're good! I pray you never go over to the Dark Side.

:)


8,486 posted on 02/01/2007 1:47:10 PM PST by D-fendr
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