[blue-duncan]

"who has an IQ of 95 or above, who upon hearing the phrase "mother of God" concluded that Mary ante-dated God or was in any way"

I don't know whether I qualify with the IQ requirement but as a child I heard my grandfather yell "mother of God" while holding his thumb up when he clipped the end of his thumb, chopping wood. I thought for a while that was odd that he called his thumb that.

[xzins]

Rotflol!

[Mad Dawg]

LOL - Do you know Bill Cosby's rap along those lines?

But the question is did you think your father's thumb was older than God? When I was very young that might have been a real question for me.

[Kolokotronis]

"I don't know whether I qualify with the IQ requirement but as a child I heard my grandfather yell "mother of God" while holding his thumb up when he clipped the end of his thumb, chopping wood. I thought for a while that was odd that he called his thumb that."

That's good, bd! :)