[Kolokotronis]

"Then you smack him a good one. No. Wait."

I thought, given the delicate sensibilities of so many here on FR, I'd leave out the part about yiayia giving the kid a good beating with a wooden spoon, but hey, there's the truth of matter! :)

[Mad Dawg]

I'd leave out the part about yiayia giving the kid a good beating with a wooden spoon,

Gives a whole new meaning to "The truth hurts."