Out of curiosity, how far did you get in leaning towards becoming a full fledged dyed in the wool John Piper, Michael Horton, Charles Spurgeon, Calvinist, GRPL? Did you get as far as John Piper? Did you get beyond Piper and on to Horton? Did you get beyond Piper and Horton and into Charles Spurgeon? I know at times you have sounded like a Calvinist, but that was with fear and trembling, but here were you able to get by Piper, Horton, Spurgeon to pure Calvinism? I recognize that to attain GRPLship you have to have a funny bonectomy and a desensitizing of your sense of humor so I'm sure you didn't go that far but where did you courage run out? I promise not to tell anyone, your secret is safe with me.
We are not amused.