I've been entirely underwhelmed . . .
exceedingly incredulous . . .
absolutely aghast . . .
totally flummoxed . . .
mouth agape . . .
at the bald faced assertions about me and what I know, what I have done, what I do hereon
which are absolutely totally wrong, in error and seemingly close, if not over the line into deliberate falsehoods.
Amazing.
You could be an expert at melodramtic asserting of falsehoods.