I suppose it would be in bad taste to refer to it as "The immaculate hymen".
Yeah, I suppose it would.
Actually, I don't think "immaculate hymen" is derogatory or anything. I does sort of sum it up.
I had no idea that was out there.
And now we're getting this "Jesus wasn't conceived" idea that's coming up. I don't know where that's gonna go. It might just be semantics, but who knows. Maybe a "punctuated equilibrium hopeful monster" will jump out of the dark and say, "Haaah! Didn't know about me, either, didja?"