"HarleyD, that is a beautiful Bible you are carrying.
LET'S MAKE A DEAL
If you give me that Bible I will let you choose between Door #1 and Door #2
Johnny, tell Harley D what is behind ONE of those doors...
Harley D. Just imagine the look of love in your wife's eyes and the look of envy in your neighbor's eye when you come driving down your street in ..
A NEW POPEMOBILE
Harley...it gets MORE THAN EIGHT MILES A GALLON AND YOUR DEER HUNTING BUDDIES CAN GET DRUNK AND FIRE THEIR RIFLES AT IT AND THEY WON'T EVEN PUT A DENT IN THE WHEEL-WELLS.....
(And then Johnny goes on with the commercial for Catholicism :)