Point duly taken, but you're acting like some of us menfolk had any say in the matter. :) As to whether or not I was going to be in the delivery room, I made a very informed choice. (I was informed of my choice.) I was just thinking of the kids, since I did want them to have a father. :)
LOLOL.
My husband nearly had to be revived the first time. No one told him the heart monitor on the baby stops at a certain point at the very end of the birth, and when he didn't hear it beeping, he thought our baby had died.
He's been happy ever since.
"(I was informed of my choice.)"
See, there's the problem. You didn't read the whole verse. What does the last phrase say? Huh? Next time, in your most obsequious voice just say, "honey, I can't because it would be sin to go against my better judgment." (You may need to practice this in front of the mirror a few times to get the right tone of sincerity down. She will understand, trust me! Don't forget to remind the doctor to give her morphine for the pain. It does funny things to the memory.
Gen. 3:16, "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee"
ROTFLOL!