“I asked for life, not wife. :)”
I thought that was a pretty good line until I ran it by K. Her response was “as far as I’m concerned, what’s the difference?” I think she is beginning to have doubts about my playmates so if you can make the questions a little less controversial, I would appreciate it.
BD: "I thought that was a pretty good line until I ran it by K. Her response was “as far as I’m concerned, what’s the difference?” I think she is beginning to have doubts about my playmates so if you can make the questions a little less controversial, I would appreciate it."
Nah, I'm sure K has a wonderful sense of humor and thinks all of your buddies here are great people. But if you want a little less controversial, try this. Tell K that we were all talking about Rush's show yesterday, and ask her about this: The topic was that recent divorce rates were falling. Rush said he wasn't sure if that was good or bad, and went a little into his own experiences of being married and divorced three times. A concerned caller thought he might have better luck if he made a list of the attributes of the perfect woman for him, and then he should go out and find her. Rush hesitated but then offered that the perfect woman for him would be 36-24-36, 5'7", have a flat spot on the head, deaf, and mute. Of course, the flat spot on the head is, you know, to hold your drink.
Now, I know that K will find this positively charming, as I did, and you can use it as an interesting conversation starter. No need to thank me now. Let's see what she says. :)