If we were to believe your church's teachings this can't be Mary because you believe she did not suffer any pain during childbirth, as stated so many times on this thread!
Bravo, WM! Outstanding point.
FWIW, it was quickly pointed out that because that is not official doctrine, or dogma (I can never keep track of the difference) this obvious inconsistency doesn't matter. I'm sure all you lawyers understand these fine points of distinction. I'm just part of that "old school" that expects consistency.