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WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! HARUMPH, DR E!

Don't you know that an affront against Mary is virtually identical with an affront against Christ Himself! I mean, he CAME FROM HER [blessed be her exalted motherishness].

And, that means, of course, that ALL her little head doilies are exalted as well. So, no coffee stains or it's to heel with you.

And don't forget her sashes . . . to tie . . . well, various things UP. So don't get your grubby hands close to her sashes.

Then there's her lovely little slippers. Remember, how beautiful are the feet of those who spread Good News. But in her case, her feet have to be exalted so we say they were beyond beautiful. Simply divine. DIVINELY BEAUTIFUL. Or is it BEAUTIFULLY DIVINE. I should look up that magicsterical encyclical. Have to get these things LITURGICALLY CORRECT, you know!

That means of course that all her toe nail clippings have to be kept in golden jars in a place of honor and prominence.

And therefore, before sitting down to eat, all must file past the golden jars of toenail clippings and clip a few in her honor. Or is it kiss a few in her honor. I forget.

And, then, of course the dust that touched her toes has become adorable, honorable, venerable thereby and must also be exalted. But we don't put that in golden jars. We have quartz crystal jars for that so the faithful can gaze upon the dust from the toenail clippings of the toes of the feet of the body of the

MOTHER
OF
GOD
!!!

And so ends the sacrament of the toenail clippings.

May all the faithful now clip in unison.

an affront against Mary is virtually identical with an affront against Christ Himself!

Yep. As we've seen demonstrated throughout this thread.

"Then shall it be for a man to burn: for he will take thereof, and warm himself; yea, he kindleth it, and baketh bread; yea, he maketh a god, and worshippeth it; he maketh it a graven image, and falleth down thereto.
He burneth part thereof in the fire; with part thereof he eateth flesh; he roasteth roast, and is satisfied: yea, he warmeth himself, and saith, Aha, I am warm, I have seen the fire:
And the residue thereof he maketh a god, even his graven image: he falleth down unto it, and worshippeth it, and prayeth unto it, and saith, Deliver me; for thou art my god.
They have not known nor understood: for he hath shut their eyes, that they cannot see; and their hearts, that they cannot understand.
And none considereth in his heart, neither is there knowledge nor understanding to say, I have burned part of it in the fire; yea, also I have baked bread upon the coals thereof; I have roasted flesh, and eaten it: and shall I make the residue thereof an abomination? shall I fall down to the stock of a tree?
He feedeth on ashes: a deceived heart hath turned him aside, that he cannot deliver his soul, nor say, Is there not a lie in my right hand?" -- Isaiah 44:15-20

I see the "spirit" is working in you again...

I think you need an "outer body experience" and take a look at your posts. I think you'd be amazed at the abusive and condescending tones you are writing in. Just arrogant purple and huge font words.

But then again, maybe you could care less - and the "spirit" is behind that, too.

It is sad when a religious forum has such garbage on it. No wonder non-Christians say we need to police our own...