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"One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: GIVE LITTLE, GIVE SELDOM, AND ABOVE ALL, GIVE GRUDGINGLY. Otherwise what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual lust."

The above article is not fiction. Keep in mind that this was once given by a pastor's wife as mature, sober and serious advice to young brides, which is why I've labeled the thread HUMOR and not SATIRE.

That said, you have to admit this is pretty funny.


1 posted on 11/14/2006 11:58:27 AM PST by Alex Murphy
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To: Alex Murphy

This is just too funny!


2 posted on 11/14/2006 12:03:53 PM PST by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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To: Alex Murphy

" Close your eyes and think of England"

Queen Victoria to one of her daughers.


3 posted on 11/14/2006 12:04:12 PM PST by lastchance (Hug your babies.)
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To: Alex Murphy
The above article is not fiction.

And your proof of that is...what? This looks more like it was written by an acne-scratching, basement-dwelling trekkie who can't understand why Britney Spears isn't returning his phone calls.

4 posted on 11/14/2006 12:04:48 PM PST by LongElegantLegs (...a urethral syringe used to treat syphilis with mercury.)
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Not really "moral absolutes," just VERY FUNNY!

5 posted on 11/14/2006 12:05:47 PM PST by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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To: Alex Murphy

Actually, my mother in law gave me this article, or something akin to it, when I got married..... 36 years ago.

NO it wasn't a joke.

No, I didn't take it seriously.


7 posted on 11/14/2006 12:12:00 PM PST by Grammy
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To: Alex Murphy

Oh, I think it is fiction. Some of the language is not typical of the 1890s, and the attitude is too openly anti-sexual. This is a parody piece.


8 posted on 11/14/2006 12:16:30 PM PST by linda_22003
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To: All
Oh, woe is me! I am undone!

It's likely that this is a fake article after all (in which case, it would be satire, but that's another story).

My apologies to all....

10 posted on 11/14/2006 12:22:18 PM PST by Alex Murphy
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To: Alex Murphy

I can't believe it is true. It has to be fiction. How do you know it's not made up?


14 posted on 11/14/2006 12:54:44 PM PST by little jeremiah (Jesus' message is not "BUY MORE STUFF"!)
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To: Alex Murphy

No doubt some sad soul will actually welcome such advice. It's quite rare, but some women just don't care for sex. There exist quite a few of the OTHER kind, so this is not impossible.
Even worse would be those who LIKE the idea of blunting the arrow...


18 posted on 11/14/2006 1:15:17 PM PST by PandaRosaMishima (she who tends the Nightunicorn; who is glosser of Titanic's wings)
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To: Alex Murphy

I read this years ago at a Civil War conference and at that time was told it was satire. Guess you found that out on your own before I burst your bubble. ;)


21 posted on 11/14/2006 1:53:55 PM PST by kalee
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To: Alex Murphy

Humor?

Actually, I find it pathetic. Really ... I feel sorry for the woman. And her husband. And anyone who ever took her advice seriously.


24 posted on 11/14/2006 2:43:04 PM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Alex Murphy
"By their tenth anniversary many wives have managed to complete their child bearing and have achieved the ultimate goal of terminating all sexual contacts with the husband. By this time she can depend upon his love for the children and social pressures to hold the husband in the home."

Nothing new here.

26 posted on 11/14/2006 3:23:36 PM PST by polymuser (There is one war and one enemy.)
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To: Alex Murphy
The above article is not fiction.

This article was exposed as a satire on FR a while back - but it's still funny.

27 posted on 11/14/2006 3:25:34 PM PST by Mr. Jeeves ("When the government is invasive, the people are wanting." -- Tao Te Ching)
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To: Alex Murphy

Saw this years ago -- It's a parody. No evidence of it's truth from the time.


28 posted on 11/14/2006 3:57:49 PM PST by patriot preacher
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