[1000 silverlings]

oooohhh, wear the chamois

[blue-duncan]

"oooohhh, wear the chamois:

The chamois speedoes are tooo dangerous for the amateur or the dilettante. In order to get one you need to show some identification that you are over 21 years of age and three recommendations from the opposite sex that your wearing it will not cause them immediate and lasting revulsion. It's kind of a spiritual thing and our products liability insurance will not cover falls due to pride.