IT'S NOT YUGOSLAVIA? IT'S NOT YUGOSLAVIA!!! YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!!
I'm please we could contribute some humor! For all I know, *somebody* at Central UMC speaks Greek, but there were no Greek materials in the preschool playroom :-).
We'll have to find a newer map and work on the latest version of Balkan Republics. I suppose it wouldn't work just to tell him it's "European Turkey"?
THAT would NOT be a good idea. The boy is growing up just fine; don't go giving him any of that "Turkey is European" stuff. It took us 500 years to get rid of those characters! Tell him instead stories of Turkofagos! (He didn't like heretics either)!
