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To: Alamo-Girl; 1000 silverlings; All

Still other Catholic theologians and scholars have agreed with liberal Protestants by rejecting the inerrancy of the Bible.
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OH, DEAR ME! OH, NO! CALL OUT THE FIRE BRIGADE! MORE BALDERDASH! Now, Dear Heart, it's been made abundantly and redundantly redundantly clear clear again and again and again and again hereon . . .

ALLLLLLLLLLLL ROMANISTS from the time of the 3rd cock's crow hitting Peter on the head until I type these words . . .

that NOT ONE ROMANIST HAS EVER DISAGREED WITH OR HAD A SINGLE IDLE THOUGHT DIFFERENTLY FROM ANOTHER PURELY SANCTIFIED [as alllllll are from the first whiff of holy water] . . . sanctified . . . er sanctimonious ROMANIST. NOT ONE DIFFERENT THOUGHT.

ALLLLLLLLLL HAVE BEEN 1,000% IN LOCKSTEP AGREEMENT IN UTTER PRISTINE UNITY begging, beseeching, plastering the Protestants with pontifical implorations to rejoin the utterly unified fold so that Papa's robs will be unruffled and Mary's Mona Lisa smile can continue unchanged, unaltered, uncontested for eons more in flawless robotic submission thereto.

So, please, get the historical revisionism revised. Ignore the facts! Support the fantasy, the illusion, the delusion that no Romanist has ever disagreed with another Romanist; that no Romanist has ever had the slightest hint of a different daffynition of dogma and dunderheadedness.

Onward Christian Rooooowwwwwwbots marching as to war.
With the dogma of man's traditions ever lowering the bar.

Onward Christian Roooooowwwwwbots ever marching mindlessly;
Marching, marching, marching proudly pontificating puffery

Ever unified; all their white robes flowing in unison--now right, now left; now up; now down;

March, march, marching down the eons
Never an original thought from Pope to peons

Onward Christian roooowwwwwwbots marching unto law;
Never ever realizing the lockstep legalisms in the raw.

. . . .

/satire


2,026 posted on 10/31/2006 7:40:39 AM PST by Quix (LET GOD ARISE AND HIS ENEMIES BE SCATTERED. LET ISRAEL CALL ON GOD AS THEIRS! & ISLAM FLUSH ITSELF)
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To: Quix
Thank you for your replies! I see offense has been taken from poking fun at another confession. But I know your heart because we are both Christian, and I know you would never intentionally hurt another one of Christ's sheep.
2,039 posted on 10/31/2006 10:04:34 AM PST by Alamo-Girl
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