I actually know about a dozen of them. They are very wonderful priests.
What in the world is your major malfunction?
My experience with the orthodox ECUSA priests (the only potential source for Anglican Use priests) is that they are the polar opposite of "lavender". I don't think any are homosexual (and as the daughter of a professional dancer my gaydar is fairly accurate) but if they are they are living chastely and discreetly and minding their own business.
In fact, my experience is that the homosexual Episcopal priests are also the most loony-liberal in theology and therefore the least likely to go over to Rome. Any traffic would be in the opposite direction (and good riddance). It's quite true that some of these guys are nutty about the "high church" trappings - vestments, incense, etc. - but they can have all that without leaving ECUSA.
What's the basis for your statement?
Also, isn't Fr. Rutler an Anglican convert to Rome????
John Henry Cardinal Newman was more than OK in his time as well.
There is also a former Anglican bishop of London who converted to Catholicism when they started ordaining women, was ordained a Catholic priest and brought many English Anglican priests with him to Rome.