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In the beginning a Ka-Ba-Jillion Ka-Zillion years ago NOTHING existed. This NOTHING worked on NOTHING with NOTHING by NOTHING "somehow" accidentally begat "something"...mass, energy, protein shakes, whatever.

The theory of evolution makes no such statements.

THE BIG BANG for some reason happens and out of CHAOS and DISORDER comes PRECISION and ORDER.

The theory of evolution does not, in any way, address the events of the Big Bang. It is clear that you have not actually studied the theory of evolution. As such, you cannot be considered a credible source when speaking on the subject.