Some dogs have to be taught to poop outside.
They then reason that if they poop outside they avoid a swat with a rolled up newspaper.
No point in arguing as we both think that we are right and the world will not change if our disagreement is not resolved.
If I make it to heaven my dogs will be there. Getting there is the real issue.
You're right. I was a little heavy-handed on this. I certainly hope my dogs will go to heaven, too. But my understanding tells me they won't. In the end, it's not material to our salvation whether they do or not.