Oh c'mon what do you have against the hurdy gurdy?!?!
j/k
It's actually very useful in church when you need a drone line. An Advent Processional setting of "O Come O Come Emmanuel" that we did in our old (ECUSA) parish actually calls for a hurdy-gurdy (as well as finger cymbals, handbells, and a bodhran). My husband played the hurdy-gurdy.
It actually sounded neat (very medieval) and was perfectly respectful.