[Revelation 911]

BTW, for my retirement job I plan on being a SC BBQ judge. It doesn't pay much, but I won't go hungry

would you care for the honorary neener title of keeper of the BBQ moppin brush (KOBBQMB) ?

[xzins]

I believe that Gamey, an honorary neener yesterday, could fill such a role without having to go through the other ritual of entry in the (no list) neeners. Since there would be a single function, Keeper of the BBQ Moppin Brush, there would be no confusion as to his opinions on double-predestinarian, quarter-pelagian, midlapsarian, premillennial calvinism in the tradition of Jacobus Arminus.

All he'd really need to know is "Did I mop that spot on that pork rib with sufficient BBQ sauce?"

I both move and 2nd the elevation of this question to the High Neener Council.

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