"See you just said it was a "bad" thing. Stop with the guilt already."
Rebuking sinners is one of the seven spiritual acts of mercy.
"Part of growing up is getting to decide whether or not you want to attend church."
God gives us free will, which means the freedom to choose evil. So, yes, that means you can decide to do the wrong thing. It also means that others can tell you that you have chosen wrongly.
"My relationship with God is personal."
Yaddada yaddada yaddada. "Do this in memory of me" is a command, not a suggestion.
"You have no idea how holy I am or not."
Oh, yeah, anybody who wants to gan get a pretty good idea.
"Oh, yeah, anybody who wants to gan get a pretty good idea."
Oh ouch! That hurt!
Not.
Since when is being an asshole part of being a Catholic?