If the Old Catholics or Orthodox ordained
a pig,
the pig would be
just as much a priest
as this faux priestess is.
Among the valid matter REQUIRED for the sacrament of rodination: a baptized and confirmed male.
(Just as the valid matter for the sacrament of matrimony is one unmarried consenting woman willing to have and capable of having sexual intercourse and one unmarried consenting man willing to have and capable of having sexual intercourse, meaning that there is no such thing as homosexual marriage).
Why would the Orthodox ordain farm animals?