"From this day forward you shall be known as... (drum roll)... "SARDON"."
Hey, any chance you could add "the Great" to that. I think it would impress K a little and it would really look good on the business cards.
I wasn't thinking "the Great." I was thinking "3."
I had some chess software similar to that.
Sardon 3 Chess: Mock, Taunt, and Murder.
In order to be known as "SARDON THE GREAT" you must first prove the existence of an inferior Sardon that can be known as "Sardon the Lesser". Once you prove your superiority over the inferior Sardon, you shall be granted the title of "Sardon the Great". Until then it's just plain "Sardon".
Sorry. There is a method to our madness.