No, I've never been led around by the nose by some priest in the pulpit. Where in Corinthians does it say that priests should be celibate?
I gave a quotation at #285. It demonstrates that St. Paul was celibate, and it shows him recommending celibacy as a desirable state.
St. Paul was celibate. St. Paul was a bishop. Therefore it is possible to be both celibate and a bishop.
It follows that your interpretation of 1 Timothy is erroneous. I have offered an interpretation which is consistent with 1 Corinthians 7. You have not.
It's quite simple, really. And the use of logic has nothing to do with "being led around by the nose by some priest".
Careful, your hate is showing again.