[P-Marlowe]

One hour a week for worship among a congregation of like-minded Christians who know whom they have believed and why they're sitting in those pews.

That is what secret Temple Ceremonies are for. That way only the "true believers" that know all the secret signs and handshakes will be able to participate. No "visitors" allowed or expected.

[George W. Bush]

That is what secret Temple Ceremonies are for. That way only the "true believers" that know all the secret signs and handshakes will be able to participate. No "visitors" allowed or expected.

I was about to go with Dr. E.'s simple one-hour-a-week formula but you have me intrigued. If you can just throw in some secret underwear to wear to the Temple Ceremonies, I think we have a deal.