To begin with, your owner has received the Pete Rose penalty from former Commissioner John Paul II. He was permanently barred from the game.
Your current manager has also received the Pete Rose penalty. He is permanently barred from the game
All of your Coaches have received the Pete Rose penalty and they all are permanently barred from the game.
All of your professionals are automatically suspended upon joining your team and they are prohibited from playing in any game sanctioned by the Professional League Jesus created.
And all the fans of the illegitimate team can do is to stand in the peanut gallery yelling "We're number one."
Thanks, brother. Thinking by analogy is fun :)