(tap tap tap) "Hey! Yo up there!"
"Whadaya want?"
"What is that?"
"It's an ark....ha ha.."
"You wanna get it outta my driveway? I gotta get to work! What's this thing for, anyway?"
"I can't tell you...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."
"Well can't you give me a little hint?"
"You want a hint?"
"Yes, please."
"How long...can you tread water? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
What a classic!