Ummmmmm.....
Not goin' there.
Wouldn't be prudent.
Shoot, back when I was an Episcopalian and HAD a cincture with my choir robe, I would accidentally smack myself with it if I was sprinting to my place in the processional or even if I turned around in a hurry.
( . . . and don't get me started about smacking the pew in front of me with my cross pendant . . . I still do that all the time when kneeling or standing back up . . . it's very loud when it's a quiet moment in the service . . . and dropping my music or the missalette . . . or my reading glasses . . . )