[stripes1776]

Rutabaga are those turnipy-looking things that great-uncles with no teeth try to give you, late in the year, right?

Yes, that is why he doesn't have teeth--connecting with too many rutabagas.

[Tax-chick]

Aha!

I don't think there's anyone as weird as "spiritual" feminists. Barking moonbats. Not that I wouldn't buy some vegetables, if they had a stand near me :-).