"Bagpipes make me cry."
My brother nieces and nephew all play the pipes and travel to competitions. Unfortunately that means they play at all family gatherings. However, it is not the pipes that make me cry but the 27 verse repitition. I spent summers at a Salvation Army summer revival camp in Old Orchard Maine as a youngster and I cringe when I hear "Just As I Am" for the 10th time and pray for someone, anyone, I'll even pay them to go forward, just so it stops.
Heathen. 8~)
I see that you've stumbled on the Arminian secret to holding a successful altar call :P