[Uriah_lost]

I'd hear the forth word and be kicking the dust off my shoes in the parking lot before the end of the sentence.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Exactly. If I wanted to worship the Goddess, or whatever, I would be practicing Wicca or the rites of Isis or something, not this sycrenizationist abomination that they are trying to pretend is a Christian liturgy.

If they want to be pagans, why don't they just admit it and get on with it?