"What about all the people with peanut allergies?"
I'm glad you brought up that point and I think this will also cover the heresy that arose because of the infamous "Nougat Covenant" that was slipped in unawares by silly women. If you add up the value of 666, the number of you know who, you will find it corresponds to the letters in "peanut allergy". Which means that any one not able to eat of the manna (Snickers)because of the allergy might not be a legal Child of Israel. Now this is where the heretical "Nougat Covenant" comes in. When some wolves in sheep's clothing slipped in unawares and could not partake of the sacred Snickers they palmed off as an original writing this pseudo-epigraph entitled "Nougat Covenant" which said that all those who for any reason could not partake of the sacred Snickers, for the low, low sum of two yonim, could substitute marshmellow fluff or yellow, marshmellow, chickies for the really authentic, orthodox, and thoroughly annointed, nougat, Snickers. I have to wash my hands just typing ths. See, I averted my eyes too.
What a tower of cards you've constructed there bd.
No doubt you deny the trinitarian nature of the Three Musketeers...