You know, if you could turn that into a script, I'd be willing to bet we could get Tom Hanks to play the lead...
"I'd be willing to bet we could get Tom Hanks to play the lead..."
I can see right away you are not an Old Testament scholar like Alex and me, or you would never have recommended a ham for an Old Testament part.
.... Jim Varney would be ideal, but he is now enjoying true heavenly barbecue with the Lord.