[blue-duncan]

From what I read about the Third Council of Culinary, Bishop Pinole was almost anathematized for his forceful defense of the orthodox red pizza over the newly introduced white sauce. Something about it would attract the wrong kind of people and then they would start messing with the chianti and where would it stop.

[Corin Stormhands]

I'm thinking of being a little orthodox myself tonight.

However, not chianti. Merlot.