[Frank Sheed]

Renowned betrayer Judas Iscariot, you'll recall, was the disciple who sold out Jesus. Only it turns out he didn't! He was in on the plot! The betrayal was all part of the plan! For, as the Gospel of Judas exclusively reveals, Christ came to him and said, "Rudolph, with your nose so bright . . ." No, wait, that's a later codex.

At this point, the Irishman could bear it no longer. He had to clean the streams of coffee that were now obscuring the text on his monitor. "I should remember to stop drinking coffee when reading Steyn," he noted mentally while tears continued to stream down his face.

[Tax-chick]

I have crumbs in my keyboard. "Don't eat Pat's leftover lunch while reaading Mark Steyn!"