At least, I'm the real deal. I'm no egg substitute.
But I think you're onto something. If I were you, I'd approach the Egg substitute product industry with a marvelous marketing method. You could say to them:
"See, all we have to do is for us to proclaim that we have the True 'Restored' egg."
We'll call it "Hatched-Again" theology, all hatched up & patched together according to the gold plates I found in my backyard garden.
Then, for added punch, we would call all of the true confessors and professors within the "real" egg industry "cracked, corrupt eggs." And to top it all off, we would only have to say that all of the policies and procedures adopted by the egg industry was an "abomination" to the sources of those eggs.
What d'yya say?