And no, I don't believe heaven is anything like this thread despite how much you seem to be enjoying it.
I believe the first question asked after you die is how did you live your life.... not what religion were you.
How you lived your life will not matter, because no matter how hard you tird, you are still a sinner.
One sin is enough to send you to Hell.
Trying hard isn't how one gets to Heaven.
Romans 5:6 ¶For when we were yet without strength, in due time Christ died for the ungodly.
7 For scarcely for a righteous man will one die: yet peradventure for a good man some would even dare to die.
8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
9 Much more then, being now justified by his blood, we shall be saved from wrath through him.
10 For if, when we were enemies, we were reconciled to God by the death of his Son, much more, being reconciled, we shall be saved by his life.
11 And not only so, but we also joy in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom we have now received the atonement.